Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
GAL Website -> GAL Forum -> Chat (was news and views) -> Toilet cleaning 101
Post Info TOPIC: Toilet cleaning 101
Muddy Zuk


Old Hand

Status: Offline
Posts: 79
Date:
Toilet cleaning 101
Permalink Closed

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the neighbors cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The Dog

__________________
I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
feldandjack


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 577
Date:
Permalink Closed

I'd like to see you have tried that with Jumbofurious

__________________
Muddy Zuk


Old Hand

Status: Offline
Posts: 79
Date:
Permalink Closed

just picking up Jumbo was a challenge!

But bye bye to this thread as it seems its a bit much for some of the cotton wool wrapped brigadehmm

__________________
I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
weejake


Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 257
Date:
Permalink Closed

No in fact I just tried it, worked brilliantly. Cat is lemony fresh too.

__________________
tandemsandy


Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 236
Date:
Permalink Closed

bless now I just need to find the cat without it being red's dinner.......

__________________
tandemsandy
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
GAL Website -> GAL Forum -> Chat (was news and views) -> Toilet cleaning 101
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse 		Powered by ActiveBoard