New GAL Shop Products - PLEASE!!!

Jackie D · Old Hand

New GAL Shop Products - PLEASE!!!

Jennifer · Big Cheese

I know what you mean, Millie farts non stop, and they stink, big time. I use the "glade" scented candles and they work a treat, they hide any nasty smells.

Teresa · Enlightened One

it's a tricky one, this, eh?

dave and daisy seem to have improved in the bottom-air department but they often sneak in a silent one. the usual time and place seems to be when neil has left for work (6am ish) and dave is on the bed with me - he slips one out just to make sure i'm completely awake of course, he sleeps on, oblivious, cos he's on the other end of the smell !!!

i think total air-con is the only answer for the grey owners of this world !

Gail · Big Cheese

This thread really makes me laugh

Neo's classic is when he gets up in the morning, does anyone else have a dog that farts on every stair as they come down for breakfast? I really need to get a house on one level to protect my nose!!

Of course Sassy is too much of a lady to do such a thing (yeah right, who am i kiddin!)

JENNY · Big Cheese

Vernon gets up in the morning (he sleeps on floor beside my bed) and bends and stretches with bottom at my face doing a huge blaster in the process.
Every day without fail. It helps wake me up!! LOL

Anyanka · Master

Gail, our Bonnie dog does the fart-on-every-step trick. My husband says it reminds him of his granny...

Piper's are so very vile that Bonnie's now seem harmless, though. Swamp gas. When I practise piano she lies on the armchair right next to me, and there's nothing to put you off a nice Bach minuet like a long 'pffffft'. Then I sit there knowing it is only a question of time before the smell arrives (the speed of smell, esp dog fart smell, is much much slower than the speed of sound. I wonder if it has ever been measured in a scientific experiment.)

emma · Guru

I can really identify with you Jenny. Our Chad seems to bow down pretending to stretch, angling his bum at anyone seated nearby! As soon as you hear the sound if you've any sense you get up and move to a different room!

lol Em,Tig and big bad farty Chad xx

Jax · Master

Sally saves her gas for the car. I think its a ploy so I have to open the window, she likes to stick her head out. Being stuck in a small car with two hounds and hound fart aroma isn't pleasant.