Thought I'd start with a photo of me, as you can see whoever took my waist has not returned it yet Mrs two legs insits on putting my lead on for walks now, she says I'm not to chase rabbits and jump fences any more, WHY I've just had a great 30mins watching Mrs two legs with a bottle of gin She got it from Lidl (a fine shop. she gets my frying steak from there, very nice it is.) Anyway, she tried to open the bottle, but the lid thing is knacked she has just spent ages attacking the bottle with a tattie peeler, a knife and some pliers (looked pretty desperate, if you ask me) anyhoo, she gets the lid off and pours the contents in to an empty Gordons Gin bottle (she's got loads of them) she said she had to use the other bottle cause the Lidl one was knacked, but I think we are expecting guests
After a gin or two, she decorated my nice pen, I like the red lights, very calming
Mrs two legs put her 'light up, dancing, singing santas' outside. She does this once a year, I'm not sure why. This year the light up thingies didn't sing or dance unless she thumped them she is blaming Mr two legs, as he has never liked them. Bella and Bess were not impressed with the Santas, I think Bella has marked out a spot to bury them in the garden, as soon as Mrs Two Legs is out.
I'm quite enjoying my wee diary, I'll keep you posted about week 9, Mrs Two Legs is very excited about week 9 My boyfriend is visiting the morra, I hope he doesn't notice my fat belly.
Hello Cara. Glad to hear you're not in the least disturbed by recent events. I would be disturbed by singing Santa Clauses but you are just taking everything in your stride!
Hello Cara. Glad to hear you're not in the least disturbed by recent events. I would be disturbed by singing Santa Clauses but you are just taking everything in your stride!
I'd be more disturbed by the thought of a gin-swilling Mrs Two legs trying to put the lights up - I hope ladders went involved! PS Anne-I find a corkscrew works when all else fails on metal bottle tops
My young man came to call today, Mrs Two Legs took his photo (I think she must have dementia or something, I don't need photos to remember what folk look like) He came with both his adult two legs and three wee two legs, they seem a very happy family. I said hello and was very friendly, but let him know I was not interested in any of that stuff we did last time He got the message and avoided eye contact with me while he was in the house, but we got on ok and it was nice to get all the attention from the wee legs.
It's only a wee room and he made himself comfy on the sofa, being careful not to put his feet on the furniture, I'm glad he has manners
Hi Cara,I'm glad to see you looking so swell!!!and what a handsome boyfriend,love the decorations glad I'm not the only two legs to do the full tree/decorated whelping box thing at xmas.Can't wait to see all the boucy balls when they arrive.