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1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only, but has to stay off the new couch.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.




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Like it Suzanne!! A lot of that sounds so familiar and at the end of the day we will all do anything to make our pooches lives that bit more pleasant won't we...we're a bunch of big softies at heart!!


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brilliant Suzanne.........where do you get these gems from?

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Have you been listening through my letter box??? Thats spooky.

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