To look at these piccies of Puzza and Hazza, you'd think that they have a filthy rotten life with no toys, no soft cushions or duvets in every room, no specially-converted shed so they have a chillin' hut in the garden, no food, no treats, no walks, no cuddles - in fact, no nothing! Dearie me. It's a dog's life!
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll go and eat some worms....
Lonely, I'm so lonely, I have nobody, here on my own....