Had to split this into 2 parts - so here is the second bit!
· You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dogs afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
· You keep eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
· You make popcorn just to play catch with your dog.
· You carry pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents, siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
· Your dog is the star of your World Wide Web site!
· Your parents refer to your pet as their granddog.
· You hang around the dog section of your local bookstore.
· Every time you read the name Bob, you think the guy's first name is Best of Breed.
· Your house isn't carpeted--the fuzzy furballs under your feet are soft enough...
· Your hungry hubby comes home from work, lifts the cover of the pan on the stove and says, "Is this people food or dog food?"
· Your hungry hubby once ate the dog food and asked for seconds.
· You don't give a second thought to using the brush you just used on your dog to give a quick run through on your own hair.
· At your dinner parties, you always double check the butter before putting it on the table.
· You put important papers in your latest issue of your breed magazine you know you will find them there.
· You have dog hair stuck on tape on wrapped gifts.
· You have dog toys and treats in your briefcase.
· You have several albums filled with the 8 by 10 pictures of your dogs but you can't locate any pictures of your kids to send to grandma.
· You show up at the car dealers with a ruler, to measure and see if your big dog crate will fit. Before the actual purchase you make the dealer cringe by insisting that you load both crates and dog into the shinny, new vehicle to make sure it works!
· You can't get the groceries in the car because its A) already full of dog food B) you have that big old crate in there.
· You visit relatives only if there is a dog show nearby.
· You remove all the seats from the van except the two in the front so you have room for crates...
· The passenger seat is full of dog stuff.
· You cringe at the price of food in the grocery store but think nothing of the cost of dog food or treats.
· You have six squeaky hedgehogs... but only 1 with a squeak that works.
· You put popcorn in the clean dog dish for movie night.
· You pull out your credit card and little bits of liver are stuck to it...
· When you get your latest roll of film and there isn't a single picture of a two-legged person in it...
· People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes; they realize it is a hopeless case.
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