My dog is very clever she can do magic tricks!!!

When we leave the house, we have to do some mad things to ensure that Mallaig (the magician) cannot rearrange the house beyond all recognition.  We put her large plastic bed on top of the three seater couch so she cannot get the cushions.  On the two seater couch we have a throw and then my five year old daughters bike on top of the couch!, so imagine my surprise( I'm being polite) when I came home to discover the two cushions lying on the floor with the stuffing  pulled out, the throw and the bike still on the couch looking as if they had not been touched Next she will be pulling the table cloth off the table and leaving all the china!!!!!!!