TOP 10 REASONS TO ADOPT A GREYHOUND
They don't slobber
They hardly shed
They like to play with well-behaved kids
They're the fastest dogs on your street, but they don't brag about it
They're bigger couch potatoes than you are
They could qualify for Mensa (most of them...)
They're always unfailingly sweet and polite
They don't smell like dogs
They look you in the eye when you talk to them
They're forever thankful to you for saving their lives!