I know a few people had found some poems not that long ago, well some have maybe heard this one before, but for those of you who haven't, hope it makes you smile

The Dogs Party

The dogs all had a party They came from near and far.
Some dogs came by taxi And others came by car.

Each dog signed his name upon a special book
And each dog hung his backside upon a special hook.

One dog was not invited, And this aroused his ire.
He stormed into the party And loudly shouted "FIRE!"

And in the chaos that followed, The dogs forgot to look
And grabbed just any backside From off of any hook.

So that is the real reason. whenever they meet or roam
They sniff each others' backside, To try and find their own!