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Enlightened One

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Hmm.  Delicate topic, don't tell Dave(the dog) that I was asking ok !!


Dave was neutered over a year ago.  However, sometimes a couple of testicle-looking objects appear either side of his winkle.  After a few minutes they disappear and I don't know what they are or what purpose they serve!!  I will, of course, ask the vet next time we are there but, in the meantime, any ideas?



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Have no idea Tree but the fact you refered to it as a winkle had me in stitches

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lol Amanda.....there are so many words to choose from, I didn't quite know which one to go for... could have been very medical and said "penis" but I can't equate a penis with a dog - humans have penises !!!!


dinkle? willy? sausage? peepee?  etc etc !!  lol


I sorta guessed everyone would know what I meant by winkle!!



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Just had a thought do the lumps appear when he gets excited? Blue never really shows any "lipstick" but when he gets excited about walks etc he gets swellings ether side of his John Thomas.



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sounds like exactly the same thing.  the swellings appear when dave gets excited.


as you say, he has good control over his lipstick (we don't see that very often) but not over his swellings !!


see, another phrase for it.......john thomas !!  lol



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I'm getting seriously worried about you two!!

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Winkle, winkle little star, wish I knew jist whit ye were


Only seen noo and again --- have I discovered something rare?


Is Dave’s anatomy something special wi’ lumps where lumps shouldnae be


Or had the vet been at the Gin, when Dave (the dug!) wis there, and couldnae see!


 


Noo dinnae worry, fur what he’s got is jist a normal bit o’ kit


Used after the act of copulation, keeps him tied till SHE sees fit.


Not until the bitch lets go, her hold, around these strange wee lumps


Is he free tae leave and contemplate how he’s jist come up trumps !


 


( Ooh, Gawd !  I really must stay off the drink !!   )



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brilliant poem and very descriptive, thank you for the info 

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Well done Julie - very creative!



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